[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. The bad news is that they're doing another sequel to The Matrix. The good news is that Keanu Reeves has been replaced.
2. Now doesn't this pic make you think of the slang term: "skin flute? "
3. Lumps and bruises instead of lumps of coal...Santa Claus is through messing around with you goddam naughty people!
4. Don't laugh...she'll bust your balls.
5. PART ONE: Boyfriend left you? Feeling lonely?
6. PART TWO: Suck dick. You'll never be alone again. ( Paid for by the Society For Validation Through Nymphomania)
7. It sucks to be seconds away from a big, satisfying, self induced orgasm...only to have ghosts from the ancient Indian buriel ground your subdivision was built on suddenly decide to haunt your room.
8. "Cut the ropes Indy! She's hot as hell... but you can't let her get her hands on the artifacts!" A scene from "Indiana Jones and The Temple of Amateur Porn Girls.")
9. "This is sooooo much better than playing Bridge." ( Housewives have come a long way since the 40s. )
10. How to tell if your girlfriend is an alien: When her breasts hang free her eyes glow. Yep...gives them away every time. Honestly. Uh huh.