[Swimashore]

The way the French police work.......

Some members of the army, the gendarmerie, and the police, find themselves on a training course together. The survival instructor sergeant says, "You're all going to take it in turns to go out into the woods and bring back a rabbit."
The first night the soldiers go out. There are some muffled shots and the soldiers come back with a rabbit skinned on a spit ready for the roast.
The second night the gendarmes go out and all night there are bangs and flashes and in the morning they come back with lumps of meat covered with charred fur and a pair of long ears poking out here and there.
The third night the police go out. There'a a deathly silence all night but in the early hours the air is full of screams and cursing. The policemen come back with a squirrel in handcuffs. The sergeant says, "Are you trying to take the piss?"
A policeman gets his stick out and the squirrel screams, "I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit"

(Almost a true story too).

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