[Penman89]

“That was so funny,” said Janice as she and Shirley drove back home from Edna’s farm.
“No it wasn’t,” said Shirley her face red.
“I must say Edna didn’t expect to find you running around bottomless at three in the morning,” said Janice.
“Yeah, yeah, yeah,” said Shirley as she looked out the window. “You’d better be careful Janice, they say what goes around comes around.”
“Yeah right,” said Janice. “You’re the only one I know who can end up bottomless at the drop of a hat.”
“Hmm,” said Shirley.
Some days later Shirley was at home when she heard a knock at her door. Shirley opened the door and found Lorain coming in wearing an evening dress and holding a grocery bag that had a bra and Janice’s workshirt. Shirley noticed Janice looked tired. “Can I ask a favor, Shirley?” asked Janice.
“Yes,” said Shirley.
“Do you have any khaki pants I could borrow?” asked Janice. “All mine are in the wash and I’ve got to be at work in ten minutes.”
“Sure,” said Shirley. “Why do you have a bra?”
“Because I don’t wear panties,” said Janice.
“Oh Janice,” said Shirley. “I don’t need your bare ass touching my clothes.”
“Look just get me those pants and I’ll pay for them!” said Janice.
Shirley went into her closet and found a pair and brought them out. As she walked in, she found Janice wearing her work shirt. “Oh Janice,” said Shirley.
“Oh shut up, you’ve seen my pussy before,” snapped Janice. “Now give me those pants.” Janice put them on. “What size are these?” she asked. “They feel tight.”
“They’re your size,” said Shirley. “You must be putting on weight.”
“Oh shut up,” said Janice as she pulled out a twenty. “Here’s for the pants. I’ve got to get to work.”
With that Janice ran out the door.
A short time later, Shirley headed out to go shopping. As she was heading out with her groceries she heard someone whispering her name. Shirley turned and saw Janice crouching behind and a sign and some bushes. “Shirley,” said Janice motioning her to come over..
Shirley came over. “What’s going on Janice?” asked Shirley.
“Shirley, do you have a spare pair of pants I could borrow?” asked Janice.
“Why?” asked Shirley.
“Because yours tore in half when I was taking out the trash,” said Janice. “Everyone can see my ass.”
“Well,” said Shirley. “What did I tell you?”
“Okay, okay, okay, can you stop gloating and help me out?” asked Janice.
“Did you punch out?” asked Shirley.
“Yes,” said Janice.
“Okay,” said Shirley.
Shirley drove over and picked up Janice. “Thank God,” said Janice. “You know, it’s amazing you don’t know how soft a seat is until you’ve actually got your bare ass on it.”
“I assume you’re going to clean this?” asked Shirley.
“No,” said Janice.
“No?” asked Shirley.
“No,” said Janice. “Because it was your stupid pants that tore. You owe me twenty bucks.”
“Says the lady who wasn’t prepared for work today,” said Shirley. “I’m not paying you.”
“Well you’re going to regret it,” said Janice.
“You try anything and you’ll regret it,” said Shirley.