[Swimashore]

Levy is sitting in a bar with his wife when a very attractive girl comes up to him, kisses him, then goes out. His wife says,
"Who's that then?"
"It's my mistress."
"What! We're getting divorced!"
"OK, but you won't get anything. The house, the car, the boat, and the bank account are all in the name of the business. My partner Cohen will get the lot."
Just then Cohen walks past with an attractive Young girl on his arm.
"Who's that woman with Cohen?"
"That's his mistress."
"I think our mistress is prettier than Cohen's."