[Penman89]

After running a ten mile marathon the previous day, Shirley was happy for a day of rest and relaxation.
“I must say it was nice for Edna to invite us out to her place for the weekend,” said Shirley as she and her friend Janice drove down the country roads. “I can’t wait to go back to riding horses.”
“I don’t know how you can stand those things,” said Janice. “They creep me out.”
“Well they’re very easy to calm,” said Shirley as the car started to make noises and go slower and slower. “What’s going on?”
“I don’t know,” said Shirley as she brought the car to a stop. She tried to get it to move, but it was stuck.
Janice looked through her purse and found she’d left her phone at home. “Do you have your phone?” she asked Shirley.
“Yes,” said Shirley. “But it doesn’t get service out here.”
“Well isn’t that great,” said Janice. “Well it’s only five miles to her house. Let’s go and see if we can get Lorain to help us out.”
The two got up and began to walk. However, after four miles Shirley was walking bandy legged. “Something the matter Shirley?” asked Janice.
“I’m chafing,” said Shirley.
“Are you wearing panties?” asked Janice.
“Yes,” said Shirley.
“Well duck into the woods and take them off,” said Janice.
“What if someone see me?” asked Shirley.
“No one will see you,” said Janice. “I’ll keep a lookout.”
“Fine,” said Shirley.
She ducked into the woods behind a tree and removed her shorts and panties. As she did, she heard a rattling sound. Shirley turned and saw a rattlesnake coiled up beside her. “Eep!” said Shirley as she jumped dropping her panties in the process. The snake struck, but Shirley took off running.
“Where are your panties?” asked Janice
“With the rattle snake,” said Shirley. “There’s one back there.”
“Well let’s keep moving,” said Janice.
Another mile later they arrived at Edna’s ranch. As they arrived, they found Edna walking out. “Hello Edna,” said Janice.
“Hello Janice,” said Edna. “This must be Shirley.
“Yes,” said Shirley.
“Edna, our car broke down about eight miles down the road,” said Janice. “Do you think you could fix it?”
“I can try,” said Edna. “But there’s a problem I’m trying to fix.”
“What is it?” asked Janice.
“I’m currently finishing up a new irrigation system,” said Edna. “I need to get it done before it turns nightfall or else my cows won’t have any water tomorrow.”
“Well Shirley can do it for you,” said Janice. “Can’t you Shirley?’
“Yes,” said Shirley. “Do you have a horse I can ride out on?”
“No,” said Edna. “But I do have a four wheeler you can use.”
“Great,” said Shirley.
“Also,” said Edna. “You’re going to need to change into some pants. There’s some in my bedroom you can use. Also when out there be careful for snakes,” said Edna. “This is their breeding time.”
“Yes,” said Shirley.
Shirley found a pair of jeans. Edna’s build was a lot thinner than Shirley’s was and Shirley found squeezing into the jeans difficult, but at last she managed. Walking gently so not to n
Shirley got on the four wheeler and drove it out to the irrigation area. As she arrived she saw it was a single lever mounted low to the ground. Shirley squatted down to turn it. As she did, she heard a loud tearing sound. Shirley turned on the water and then felt the back of her pants. They were torn. Shirley quickly got onto the four wheeler and drove back, feeling the hot seat against her bare butt.
Shirley got back and after parking the four wheeler made her way to the house. As she did, she could hear the ripping get bigger and bigger as Shirley made her way into the house, she heard the loudest rip and her jeans fell apart completely. Shirley removed the jeans from her and ran inside as fast as she could. As she did, she heard the sound of Janice and Edna pulling up. Shirley quickly made her way upstairs to the room she would be staying in As she did, she heard Edna say “These must be Shirley’s shorts. Where’s her underwear?”
“She took it off,” said Janice. “She was chafing.
“Well I’ll wash these for her,” said Edna.
“That’s nice,” said Janice. “I wonder where she is?”
“I think she’s gone to bed,” said Edna. “The four wheeler’s back.”
“Yes,” said Janice. “We’ll unpack the car tomorrow.”
Shirley made her way to her room and after locking the door, climbed into bed and went to sleep.