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Relegated to having level one sex for the rest of his life, President Clinton had no idea what he was missing by allowing Monica Lewinsky to suck him without him returning the oral favor. A long-term extramarital relationship, a dyed blonde, older version of Monica Lewinsky with her decorated with the same shade and full application of lipstick, he did attain level three sex with Jennifer Flowers. Perhaps because Monica was so young, he was happy to have only level one sex with her. If only he thought more of her sexual satisfaction than he did of his own, he may have been promoted to a level two sex status. Or, in the way he attained level three sex with Ms. Flowers, being that he was the sitting President of the United States of America, he may have attained level three sex status with Monica too.