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Alas, if only he had licked Monica Lewinsky's pussy, he never would have been impeached. Sadly, if only he had licked her pussy instead of being done with her after ejaculating his semen in her mouth. If only he had licked her pussy instead of shooting cum down her chin and neck, and all over her blue dress, he may have achieved as high as level three sex with her instead of merely having to be sexually satisfied with level one sex. If only President Clinton had licked Monica Lewinsky's pussy, a knee jerk reaction instigated by the First Lady, the official investigation by the GAO comparing cock sucking to pussy licking never would have been authorized and a senate sub-committee never organized to begin the process of impeachment.