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A true statistic that was investigated and analyzed by the GAO, the general accounting offices of the government of the United States of America was commissioned under President Clinton. The research that the president undertook was at the insistence of Hillary Clinton as part of his penance for receiving a blowjob from Monica Lewinsky. Unfortunately the classified documents and their findings were not only never released but also they were never made public. Only after digging through the Library of Congress under stacks of Hustler magazines and Penthouse Forum volumes did I find the redacted documents. Sadly and unfortunately, the findings of the official GAO report are this. For every one thousand cocks sucked, there's only one pussy licked. Sadly and unfortunately, it's true. For once, money well spent, the government got it right.