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Old 12-30-2014, 08:06 PM
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My wife set me up for a nice "thank you". She mentioned to me that a friend from one of her clubs husband died suddenly a few months ago. The woman's husband had installed an elaborate A/V system involving surround sound and several TV's, the problem was this poor woman had no idea how to use it and was now limited to just watching as small TV in the bedroom. Since I own a technology company my wife volunteered me to go over and simplify it for her.

My wife wanted to come with me, but changed her mind at the last minute to go shopping. Lindy was an attractive woman in her early 50's and the A/V system was a monster of switches, amplifiers, speakers, cable boxes and blu-ray players, I studied it for a while and decided the best thing to do, instead of dismantling it to the basics, was to make a color guide for her to make the system easy to use. This is something I frequently do for clients and can turn a techno-boob into an educated user.

It took a while to do, but with the help of a chart and color stickers Lindy was able to do anything, play a DVD, watch Netflix, use the DVR, etc.. My wife showed up to see how we were coming along and we left togather, Lindy offered to pay me but I knew she had financial issues so I declined. She promised to make me some brownies later. I left her my business card in case she had any problems.

The next day Lindy called me and said if I stopped by she had a present for me. Lindy answered the door in a blouse that was virtually topless, very see thru. I just stared, she asked "you like?". All I could do was nod yes. That was all the answer she needed, we were in bed fucking within minutes.

It would take a while for me to explain, but, I figured out that she knew a lot about the A/V system, her ignorance was fake. She needed a fuck buddy and figured out how to get one through the stereo system. She got a real BF shortly after, so our affair was cut short.
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