[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. "...cause yooou make me feeel...yooou make me feeeel...yooou make me feeeeel like...a...natural...wooman!" ( Sing it, baby!)
2. "Oh yeah. This reminds me. We're out of sweetened condensed milk...you know the canned kind for baking? Can you make a store run?"
3. AT THE ORGY: Julie was so distracted by the handsome hunk across the room it totally threw off her blow job aim.
4. The "Cum Moustache" is a little like the "Milk Moustache" except it's thicker...and the housecats aren't so eager to lick it off.
5. PART ONE: "Fuck off Vince! Can't you see I'm busy? Go find something to amuse yourself and leave me alone!"
6. PART TWO: ( Picture received in her email hours later with the following message: ) "Hi Cindy. This is my new friend, Monica. I'm very amused. YOU fuck off!" Love, Vince.
7. It's not very nice when people "TP" your house. It's even worse when they "TP" your wife.
8. It's a real bummer when you get put on "hold" during phone sex.
9. PART ONE: Looking for a few extra bucks, Pia has signed on with Jane's Nude Housekeeping Service.
10. PART TWO: How nude housekeepers appear on "Casual Friday."