So I ask the wife if the neighbors were coming over New Year's Eve. She said she wasn't sure but hoped not. I ask her why and she said she didn't want to share my friends. I told her if they did that would mean her husband would be there too so she would have another guy. She said that maybe we should invite some more friends just in case they do come over that she really was looking forward to having 4 guys to herself and if the neighbor came over at most she would get was 3. So I ask her how many more should I get to come over. She said at least 2 but as many as I can. That if we are doing this we shouldn't hold back. Then I said what if I invite 2 more guys and she don't come over. She said "it will just be that much more fun". I told her I was running out of friends that I would share her with. She said that I was being silly that once she has been shared it really don't matter and I should try to make a few new friends.
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