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Three drunk men die in car wreck on Christmas Eve;

Arriving at the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks them over,

He tells that normally they would be sent to Hell.

but since it is Christmas Eve he will give them a pass into heaven if each could produce a
Christmas object from their person.

The first man digs in his pocket and produces a cigarette lighter and flicks up a flame.

St Peter ask, "How that Christmas?"

He replies "It's a Christmas candle."

St Peter says, "OK that a stretch, but I will let you in."

The second mas quickly lifts up his car keys an jingles them.

"What is that?" ask St Pete

"Christmas bells". says the drunk.

I guess so says St Peter "I'll let you in too."

The third man is frantic, searching his pockets, he pulls a a pair of ladies underpants, and offers them to the Saint.

St. Peter says, "All right!, I'll go with the lighter as a candle, and car keys as bells, but how can you tell me that panties represent Christmas?"



The third drunk smiles and says......


"Their Carols"