[Swimashore]

The last post of Osreb reminds me of another good one.

A guy goes on holiday and buys an elephant to take home. When he gets back he goes to work on it and leaves it in the factory car park. That evening the elephant is gone so he goes to the police to report it stolen.

Yes sir, was it African or Indian?

- I don't know for sure.

Was it grey or black?

- Sorry, but I'm not sure there either.

Was it male or female?

- Definitely female.

How can you be sure?

As I was going to work this morning everyone in the street was saying, "Look at the c*nt on that elephant."

(Dead serious but one c*nt near where I live actually did buy an elephant while he was on holiday and brought it back home. It's buried opposite the bar called "The Elephant" in Ste Geneviève des Bois with a statue on top near the Russian cemetery).