1. Guys, when you come home from a week-long business trip to find your wife looking like this...uh...she just might be cheating on you.
2. There just isn't a caption that can add to this picture in any way...
3. Notice that she's not behind the eight ball, but posing with the numbers six and nine...six and nine...69...oh, I get it.
4. "Excuse me. I have just arrived from France and am looking for mass quantities of cock." (Not a real Conehead, just a nymphomaniac)
5. "Get yer redhot titties right here..yes sir...come one come all, to my magnificent titty extravaganza!" (Never date an ex carnie)
6. As you can see, for Becky life is not a bowl of cherries, but a bowl of mixed fruit and a cock up the ass. Not that she's complaining...
7. "Ma'am, I have a comfortable place for you to sit waiting right over here..." ( What a thoughtful fellow!)
8. Jane's Nude Housekeeping Service (see last post) also has a pool service...Jane is an equal opportunity employer too.
9. Maria likes to spread a little holiday cheer this time of year...amongst all the other things she spreads.
10. "YO! WASSUP HOMIE? I GOT ME THREE HOTTIES SUCKIN' MY JUNK, DOG! I'M THE MAN!" ("Wass" NOT up... and NEVER DID get up...is his penis, despite the valiant efforts of the three "hotties." Let this be a lesson to young men everywhere. A little modesty goes a long way)