[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. If you're going to cheat, don't do it at home. Every little noise will sound like your husband coming home from work early.
2. She's going to tell her friends later that she "just happened to run into him" Yeah...she repeatedly ran into his cock with her open mouth.
3. She looks young and inexperienced....probably keeps her birth control in a "Hello Kitty" purse.
4. Cindy loved Don because she loved Neopolitan ice cream: strawberry, chocolate and vanilla. (Look at his cock and leg skin tones!)
5. Well looook who had to go and break the string of blow job/hand job jokes...thanks a lot, Anal Annie!
6. This is a perfect example of getting mixed signals from a woman. She's smiling as if all is well, as that swift foot kicks your balls off.
7. (Part one) You remember how your mother used to say that if you make silly faces -one day your face might freeze that way?
8. (Part two) Well, here's the same woman forced to sleep with her face under the covers 'cause her boyfriend just can't stand it anymore.
9. (Part one) Angela patiently waiting for her slacker boyfriend to pay the overdue water bill so the hot water can be turned on again.
10. (Part two) Day's later...The slacker boyfriend apparently skipped town. Angela now waits for her new boyfriend to join her in the shower. Not only is he head of the county water department, he also happens to be pretty skilled with a loofa.