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Old 12-19-2014, 10:51 PM
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1. "So there was a sale on capri pants at Macy's. I got three pairs for sixty dollars!" (How women talk dirty... to each other)
2. Some guys just don't wash themselves as well as they should...ya know?
3. (PART ONE) Aren't you glad you paid extra for Jane's Nude Housekeeping Service?
4. (PART TWO) However, Jane herself should give up the job of quality control inspection to someone less nearsighted.
5. This POV shot is really how a lot of guys see women. (Just focus on the big pussy and hope for a little head)
6. DOG: "When you're through showing off your mature ass to the wankers at OCC...can we go for a walk?"
7. When John flicked on the light Mary knew she was busted. Her attempts to smile and pretend she was "undressing downstairs so as not to wake him" might have worked... had John not heard the sound of his best friend Steve's Camero roaring away.
8. "Careful...if you get too close...she'll spring!" (Young cougar in training)
9. "Ooooh my gaaawd! I am soooooo hairy!" ( Amanda takes matters in hand)
10. A naive Jane's Nude Housekeeping Service employee: She's unsure why the homeowner insists she cleans the dog hairs off the couch one at a time...while he watches.
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