1. Some people like fucking like "crazed weasels." Nikki is happy nuzzling a friendly ferret.
2. Virginia is pleased to not only discover that Santa is very real...he's much younger and better hung than she might have expected.
3. Humid Tropical climates do have some benefits...
4. Dog: "When you're free showing off your mature ass for the wankers at OCC... may I please get my toy?"
5. Exercising no restraint: " Sometimes you go to the adult novelty shop, see the leather pants and toys and... just kinda lose it...ya know?"
6. Now THAT'S a nose job! (For those who follow this thread...Is that "Aunt Lucille" from the male escort service in the background?)
7. PART ONE: The DeGrasio sisters are so glad their sister Louisa has finally settled her marriage problems. "Here she comes now!"
8. PART TWO (minutes earlier) Her husband's body parts safely secure in the bag, Louisa was ready for the ride to the cement factory.
9. Blow out the candle and make a wish. If your wish is to pull out the candle with your teeth and lick it clean... you're not alone.
10. When you certify for CPR with the Red Cross they have you practice on a "Resusci-Annie" doll. When you certify as a cunnilinguist...
