[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. Lucy was cumming so hard she thought her silicone implant was about to burst.
2. "Mom! Dad! You're early again! That's such a bad idea on laundry day!" ( It's just a ploy to get her parents to buy her new clothes)
3. Fluffy the cat was enjoying the sun and lying closely and quietly with the humans that feed her...then HE arrived! (Cat's eye view)
4. "Well Dave...if it's her you want...I'll just...I'll just...piss off this cliff!" (Patty's ultimatums were always ludicrous)
5. American park rangers hate having to inform european park guests that they aren't in Europe anymore... (the ticket is less if you smile)
6. "Well, yeah... I guess we could have sex if you really want to...OR WE COULD HAVE ICE CREAM!"
7. Although she was blind, Anna's other senses were uncanny. She knew by taste that she had just blown Henry...and that he had eaten Fritos and tuna for lunch.
8. The nice thing about private jets is the flight attendants give you a much better greeting than you get with commercial airlines.
9. It sucks when you turn into a zombie when you're right in the middle of enjoying some naked Wii..
10. "OK OK! That's enough fun for tonight" (Goodnight!)