[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. "Jake! Come on...I wanna take a bath...give me the key! Jake? JAKE???" (If any of you know where Jake is, please speak up.)
2. Jake left his wife on the cuff, so to speak, and having absconded with their life's savings, he now lives on a tropical island where despite his ludicrous appearance he is very popular with the ladies. (And there is nothing funny about that. )
3. Poor Janette...she really wanted to be in the "Girl's Caught Peeing" thread...but that dreaded "shy bladder" problem spoiled her plans.
4. Jenny Craig has a new "can't miss" program: " Craving fast food? Eat a friend instead."
5. "My eyes are up here....awww! You guys are sooooo typical!" ( When you show up topless in an OCC thread, what do you expect?)
6. "I know you've never been to a gynocologist before, but I assure you, this is standard proceedure"
7. "God...my tummy is still queasy from swallowing all that cum at the bachlorette party last night."
8. What country is Dulla from again? Anyone?
9. Maggie has the body of a beautiful human woman...only the glowing red eyes betray her Martian heritage.
10. "Now...what else is it gonna take to get you to drive that Chevy home today? (As far as sleazy used car salespeople go, you could do worse than Donna.)