[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. When she sings, Lisa sounds like a pack of tone-deaf coyotes, but for some reason EVERYONE comes to her karaoke performances.
2. Looking for backup singers before she found "The Supremes" in Motown, Diana Ross tried out "The Disinterested" from Capetown.
3. Where does P.E.T.A stand on forcing your beagle to pose for softcore erotic photography?
4. "Look at the cute goats. Look at what the goats are doing. No, look at the goats! What are you looking at? Don't you like the goats?"
5. "Oh, you think your boyfriend is hung 'like' a bull? Well, that's my boyfriend over there...he IS a bull!"
6. Whether she's diligently practicing her BJ technique or on her way to being an alcoholic, you gotta admire her work ethic.
7. "Shhhhh!" It's a library..."
8. Sexual enthusiasm. Love and tenderness. This photo says it all. Yes, sir!
9. She's not just hot...she's radioactive. (I know...it was a cheap and obvious caption choice!)
10. Today's small American farm owners are worse off than ever before...they can't even afford the traditional bib overalls. (Is that a "Carhart" tattoo on her left breast?)