About thirty years ago, I was in the US Air Force. There was an air show at my base, and my unit ran a soda booth to make money. I was appointed to man the cash box, whilst my wife and several other husbands and wives passed out soda, etc., passing me the money whilst I made change, etc. It was a madhouse, with orders coming in from all sides of me.
Since it was summertime, I had an open can of soda sitting to my side. With my head in the change box, I reached to the side to grab the soda, but my hand hit something much rounder, softer, and warmer. I looked up and saw my Commander's wife had moved alongside the table the soda was on, and I had a firm grip on her butt. She turned and looked at me with a surprised -- but not angry -- look. Also in my line of sight was my wife, turning around with money in her hand and a very surprised look on her face! I quickly removed my hand and stammered and apology.
Never got a word of flak from my wife, my Commander, or his wife. As I said, it was a madhouse, and I believe everyone realized the groping was accidental...but I still remember how nice a butt she had!
Much more recently, I did the "pass the baby" bit, but it was both unintentional and not a baby. It was our pet beagle pup, in the vet's for her checkup. The vet wanted the pup held whilst he gave her a shot, so he had his cute female assistant hold her. Then, he asked me to hold her, too, to calm her down.
So, I reached around the pup, top and bottom, and grasped nice softness...then I realized my beagle doesn't wear a bra. The vet's assistant didn't even look at me, and appeared to be concentrating on holding the squirming dog, so I moved my hand and started talking to the pup. Mind you, this was in a small examining room, with the vet and my wife standing close by!
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