[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. After the popularity of "Dancing With The Stars," the network decided to air a spinoff called "Dancing With The Drunk Chicks."
2. John comes home unexpectedly a lot...and it seems every time he does, Mary is up to something interesting.
3. It didn't matter to Ralph that Becky wasn't really into it...all that mattered to Ralph was warmth, moisture and friction.
4. They say bad things come in threes...and three rhymes with pee...don't you agree?
5. What makes you want to kiss her more, the stinky cigar or the mask?
6. "Like I said, Steve...two days...and my 'visit from my little friend' will be over...then I'll let you screw me again."
7. All the really great cliff divers had to start somewhere...
8. Yes, those are her panties in her hand. Admit it...you looked, didn't you?
9. The pose is scary enough...but look at those eyes! It's time to break up with this one before you end up living an X-Files episode.
10. "Hi Mom...sorry, but this is a bad time to just stop in like this...John is out of town, the kids are in school and I'm in the middle of fucking three guys from the construction site across the street...you understand, don't ya?"