[Ghost In Oblivion]

1 "This just in...a Boeing 777 is missing after the pilot issued a bizarre radio distress call...due to FCC rules we here at Channel 3 News can't report the nature of the call... but we will keep you informed of any late breaking developments in this story." ( Must be a Seattle girl) :
2. Even after her husband bailed her out and got her home, Candace still couldn't pass the field sobriety test.
3. Superman and The Prolific Pube Woman...an unbeatable crime-fighting duo.
4. The Campus S & M club racing to check out the last copy of "50 Shades of Gray"
5. Dave came home early...and stumbled upon one of the reasons his contractor wasn't getting much done on the home rebuild.
6. " Hey you! This is MY block! Take your silly goddam hat and get the hell out of here!" (Topless...uh...women... are more territorial than the four legged kind)
7. So...did he return it after he took the picture...Would YOU?
8. Sam Neil and Laura Dern refused to sign on for new sequel: "Jurassic Ass" but I hear Jeff Goldblum is all in.
9. Sometimes women aren't subtle at all...
10. Busted! (THIS is how celebrity stalking begins. )