Tamer than the other stories here, but I enjoyed it.
I was out and about one night and my girlfriend started sending me sexy messages. I was enjoying discretely checking out her pictures and sending back filthy messages. But eventually I had to go see her. I said I had to go, and my friends started giving me a hard time. I found a nice picture that showed off her whole body held up my phone and said "No, seriously. I have to go." Quick enough that they knew what it was, but couldn't make out any details.
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