Saturday Morning Funnies
1. Hey, when your girlfriend tells you she "ABSOLUTELY LOVES " the taste of bananas...well, a good boyfriend does what he can to please.
2. "Hmmph...leth me geth...Ironman?" (Elizabeth loved playing "The Cocks of the Marvel Universe" guessing game.)
3. "Really John...there are some things a girl like me doesn't do...you want me enter a jump rope competition? Uh... do you want me to knock myself unconscious or what?"
4. As the CEO of a Fortune 500 company, Joshua had to be good at multi-tasking.
5. "Marta, if we just sit here naked and you hold onto that spoon, someone is bound to make up a funny caption...eventually."
6. When the boys rounded the corner Donnie was the first to say: "Golly, Jimmy! You've got the coolest clubhouse ever!"
7. If you're going to "raise awareness" for some cause...I personally can't think of one more interesting.
8. Taking a break from her shower, Yvette tried again to retrieve her lost bar of soap.
9. Lori's best imitation of the late Karl Malden.
10. Retired gymnasts make excellent cup holders.
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