Funny story from some old friends we visited Thanksgiving week. The other couple, Joey and Nancy are wonderful people, not overly attractive, Nancy is about 60 pounds overweight, but we always have a great time with them. Well, over late night drinks, we're all lightweights, this topic came up, about the wildest things we've ever done.
I was expecting things like go parasailing, maybe even something racy like flash a stranger, my wife and I admitted having sex on a secluded beach during the day, but Nancy told the winner, at Joey's urging. She's worked at some small company for years as the bookkeeper and she has been flirting with this young guy, Neal, for a while. The guy wrecks his motorbike and Nancy goes to visit him in the hospital.
When she came home Joey asked how he was, Nancy describes the restrictive cast he was in and then drops the bombshell, "Well I don't think he wanted it, but I gave him a handjob".
These two are not swingers and Joey is floored, as in "you did what?". He said he wasn't pissed, more worried that strong-willed Nancy went to far. So Joey decides they need to go back to the hospital and apologize. That would not have been my first choice.
When they walk in the room, Joey's eyes widen but Nancy apologized and Neal says, "well, that was both the best and worst 5 minutes I ever had, don't worry about it."
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