[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. So all her life she wanted a BB gun, but her mother always worried she'd put an eye out... (You've seen the movie)
2. "Can you show me where the cucumbers are...the REALLY BIG ones? (Denise was not only very lonely, she was kinda indiscreet.)
3. Kathy eventually told the marriage counselor that she felt she was the one doing all the work in the relationship.
4. "Hey, Steve...this reminds me...how did the Twins do in that doubleheader today?"
5. Living with a cross dresser just wasn't working out for Pam.
6. Despite being allergic to her husband, Nancy did her best to make him happy.
7. This reminds me of that thread I always contribute to: Sexual In Tent City
8. Amazingly, for some men this is a difficult choice.
9. Modern day sirens have adapted new ways to dash your boat upon the rocks.
10. So mom and dad thought they were all alone...Never buy a sneaky kid a camera for Christmas.