[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. "No, I'm not The Most Interesting Man In The World..but on most days, I eat better."
2. Ron understood that his wife had been raised by dogs. He tolerated this sort of thing. It was the sniffing of strangers asses, rolling around in dead stuff, eating feces and chasing cars that he had trouble with.
3. Sure it's casual attire...but so many woman are all dressed up with no place to blow.
4. And blow she can! Nice and deep. (Not a funny pic. Just a good one.)
5. Now THIS is a funny pic.
6. Every able bodied seaman in Miami wanted to crew for Captain Zelda. They knew she was very good at making seaman shoot semen.
7. Martha was so good at cocksucking she could do it in her sleep with one hand behind her back.
8. "That takes care of this bag... Now come over here and help pack my trunk." (She looks like the personification of a Vargas Girl painting so I gave her a Vargas Girl-like quotation. I miss the old days of Playboy! )
9. What part of "adorable" don't you understand?
10. "I've got tits!" ( When the genie granted Steve the wish to spend a whole day inside a woman's body, this was not what he had in mind...but Steve knows how to roll with things. )