[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. "Yes, there's an ATM for the bank you're looking for over in Germany..." (The clerk down at Nudies Printing is always helpful)
2. The Deutschland Dildo Deposit Bank's ATM: You don't need a card...just insert their convenient pussy scan.
3. "I hear they found authentic Roswell alien autopsy photos printed on 1947 film stock...are we not alone? Am I not gorgeous?"
4. "My damned rich husband has bought a drone camera to spy on me...will I ever be alone again?"
5. "What the hell is that? Is that UFO pointing a telephoto camera lense at us" (THEY only come to Earth to photograph our women)
6. "Oh don't mind us... we didn't mean to block the trail." ( Does this ever happen to you when you're hiking? Me neither!)
7. Damn! She's got you pinned and now she's going to hawk a loogie on you, just like your big brother used to do...sort of.
8. Another strange noise in the attic. The Ghost never seemed to like it when Mrs. Muir fucked guys she picked up at the bar.
9. " Oh my God...that looks like an alien spacecraft landing on the hill above us! I guess we aren't alone, Random."
10. "Life not only exists elsewhere, alien civilizations have been following this thread...Now that's hard to swallow!"