[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. A big cow and a girl.
2. A big cowgirl.
3. You've seen the movies. This is always how it happens. They get bit and don't tell anyone. They're OK for a while...
4. Then suddenly the whole zombie thing happens.

Women can be cruel...(Next 4 pics)

5. " Uh honey, I know you're trying your best, but I don't think you know what you're doing. Look for what looks like a little man in a boat."
6. " Oh please sister, stop! I fucked that guy once. He couldn't find your clit if you painted it bright red and hung a sign on it! "
7. " I slept with that guy too...let me show you something..."
8. " I bought him this last Christmas and he thought it was a tail warmer for his bulldog!"

9. Cast out of The Garden of Eden...and onto your living room floor.
10. Some women see God as a gentle spiritual presence in their lives. Some think he's just a man...and treat him accordingly.