[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. When you get caught desperately using the men's room in a bad neighborhood, flashing gang signs will only make matters worse.
2. Sure Sergio is handsome, but only temporarily....that's her husband that just came through the door, and he has a black belt.
3. Gassy Rita thought she was all alone so she tried to pull a left cheek sneak...she didn't see the guy with the camera.
4. No darling, he's not coming...but every guy looking at this thread will gladly take his place.
5. "Oh God...ram me! RAM ME!" (Consider yourself rammed.)
6. Kerri's soccer team got a real ass whuppin' that day...see?
7. Not something you see every day on the river.
8. Dee's ass is so fucking hot she has to cool it off periodically or it will melt all her panties.
9. "Do I look like someone who gives a shit?" ( Never feel sorry for yourself around Peggy)
10. Jill liked to pretend she was a WW2 soldier crawling under the barbed wire at Normandy Beach. Nobody understood exactly why.