1. Yeah, nice breasts...but when she breaks up with you it's with a cold, cruel letter delivered on a green tractor...a John Deere letter.
2. Whatever Lola wants...Lola gets...and little man...little Lola...wants cock.
3. That dumb Dave is ruining yet another POV pussy shot for Sheila...and us.
4. She delivered the ultimatum to Mike..."You can have me or the boat!" Mike is a man insists on having it all.
5. A small gain in the quest to return intimacy to their marriage. They still ignored each other but at least the electronic devices were off.
6. Sam the voyeur was reincarnated as a cat. He often hid under the bed and made his human owner find him. Why? The view.
7. "Hit the road Jack! and don't ya come back nomo nomo nomo nomo...hit the road Jack, and don't ya come back nomo." What you say?
8. The hobos that ride the rails have changed a lot since The Great Depression.
9. Betty was very nervous and sweaty before asking Judy if she wanted to fool around in the woods. It all worked out. Lucky Betty.
10. "TV night" was about to be interupted in very very uncomfortable ways...
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