Start the week grinning
1. 1985..."Dear John, you are the most amazing man I've ever met...I love you with all my heart" (See #4)
2. Juan will share his girl with you, if you take a single picture. Call it a Juan-chick click.
3. A rewarding career in Gynocology awaits you. Spread the word.
4. 2014..."Dear John, I'm taking the kids and moving to California. You are a pig. Fuck off and die."
5. " It's about eight inches long." Lucky for her boyfriend, Tiny Tony, Carole has always been a poor judge of lenghts and distances.
6. Molly was an old fashioned wife. She believed in always having something delicious to eat on the table when her husband came home.
7. "After further review, the ruling on the field stands...touchdown!"
8. "How have I been able to stand living with you for ten years? The answer is obvious!"
9. While Agent 006 distracted the diplomat, the secret data was downloaded to her superiors...She had no superiors in bed.
10. Is that the little "I love you" heart and stuffed tiger you gave her on her birthday? Man...she really thought this revenge photo through!
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