[Ghost In Oblivion]

So this photographer found a cute little blond to pose naked for him. I looked through a prolific amount of pictures from the pictorial and most of what I saw was like this. How did these pictures happen? Maybe it went like this...

1. "Pose naked, huh? Yeah...I could do that. I think. What? Oh...you want to get me to do what? Pose naked, huh? Ummmm. OK."
2. If you find her wankable, do it over this pic. It all goes to hell from here.
3. This is the first indication that this woman isn't focused on the task at hand...is there something good on TV?
4. "If I hold my breath my breasts will look bigger!"
5. "Look! I'm a horny zombie girl! Grrrr...grrrr!"
6. (Yawn) "I guess I should have gotten more than just twelve hours of sleep last night."
7. "NO! Don't take a picture now! I'm having a thigh cramp!"
8. "Hmmmm...I should have put nicer nail polish on my toes."
9. "Hey! I told you damned kids to keep the noise down! Can't you see your mother is doing a sexy model shoot type-thingie?"
10. "Ok...that's enough for today. It's hard work being a sex goddess!"