[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. "It says here before shoving my giant cock deep up your little ass I should rub some of this stuff on it. " ( Large Leon learns about lube.)
2. "Yeah..that sounds like my husband...faster! FASTER!" ( Cum first. Apologize later)
3. Women should be warned. Mixing Viagra with shaken up Pepsi and Pop Rocks causes semen to explode.
4. After a long day at the brothel, Donna likes to enjoy a cold one.
5. When hubby interrupted their anniversary celebration for yet another office emergency, Lisa used the time to practice her technique.
6. Look at that smile...Dave's forehead might as well have a flashing neon sign on it reading: "Lucky Bastard!"
7. The early bird gets the worm. The sleeping dog gets nothing but sleep.
8. Becky wanted to thank the nice police officers for finding her cat, but she was fresh out of donuts.
9. Can you pass the blind ass sensitivity test? Does that hand belong to a pretty brunette lesbian or a Ukranian sex trafficker?
10. Guys...you can be sensitive and giving, but once a woman has your manhood under lock and key, she WILL kick you around some.