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Old 11-15-2014, 12:38 PM
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Default Saturday morning funnies

1. Kim made careful comparisons before finally deciding she was better off alone than marrying Les.
2. "Come! Come! You enjoy my wife with me!" (Vlad ran the friendliest Hotel in Moscow.)
3. After being stood up at the altar, Tina chose to enjoy her honeymoon anyway..
4. Hope doesn't need a life jacket. There are two good reasons why Hope floats.
5. If you like the Blue Man Group, you'll LOVE the Blue Woman Solo.
6. Paula did not appreciate her roommate Erin's late night porn shoots...especially on school nights.
7. Gail had no enthusiasm for masturbation after she lost her much loved toy, "Mr. Humongous."
8. Can you please help Liz find her sense of humor? She thinks she sat on it.
9 "No, I don't have Olive oil in a can, but I've got a huge dildo in MY can."
10. Life is more fun when you turn off the TV and try to get to know one another better.
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