[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. Hey kids...ever wonder what your boring old parents do when you're away at band camp?
2. It's been a while for Aunt Martha, but she hasn't forgotten what to do with a hard young cock.
3. My dad had a billiard table in his game room. Can you believe he was into such a boring game?
4. When our daughter made too much noise in her room we'd just turn the fan on higher.
5. "Oh come on Gina...I'll only stick it in a little." (Gina knows the reason she's here is that her father told her mother the same thing)
6. In Florida, Bill the Nascar lover don't need none of that Vi-agra. His wife's Danica Patrick roll playing always does the trick.
7. Meanwhile, up north a ways...Bertha is determined to hang onto summer as long as she can.
8. "There were about five of them...about this tall..with gray skin and large black eyes. They took my swimsuit and my ovaries."
9. "Oh shit... (chuckle chuckle) I just got that joke from last week's post!" (Maybe my humor is too dry)
10. Jim is happy to finally be fucking Dana. Dana just wishes he hadn't eaten that huge plate of garlic fries at dinner.