[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. In Japan the pussy is worshipped...just before it's fucked into a sloppy mess.
2. Uh... she's already GOT a pearl necklass.
3. WHEN YOU'RE YOUNG: "I'm hoping to get some tan for my big weekend with Jeff. I'm soooo excited!"
4. WHEN YOU'RE OLDER: "My dermatologist has referred me to an oncologist. I'm so scared."
5. Your dog is excited to see you when you roll into your driveway. Rich guys who pull into condo parking garages get good welcomes too.
6. Telly Savalas is heaven...or is it Yul Brenner? I can't tell, but I know it's a bald guy...and I know he's in heaven.
7. Those earlier mentioned rich guys also have nice big showers in their condos.
8. Oooooh! Foreskin! (Alison had A LOT of helmet heads before she enjoyed the novelty of her first ant eater.)
9. Amanda is from Ohio. You can clearly see the "O."
10. "I got your 'Call of Duty' right here, Game Boy!"