Fun for you...maybe
1. Someone on this bed is going to have a nap interrupted. Someone else on this bed is going to get fucked...
2. Dizzy Dora is giving it her very best guess which is which.
3. In twister country, porn movie producers have a novel way of keeping their studio roofs on.
4. In poorer parts of Mexico doctors can't afford thermometers. They make do.
5. I can hear the ghost of Chris Farley singing "Fat guy.. in a little..mouth."
6. If Helen has two of anything she always shared with Lisa.
7. Usually it's her husband who fucks the babysitter, but while he's in the hospital, Sue attends to all his business.
8. She's going to win the bet! She can get you off with both hands tied behind her back!
9. Jill takes a nude selfie for her spouse who is away on business...
10. Jack is very excited to get the picture. (Same sex marriage equals ♡ The ghost approves.)
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