[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. Class...can anyone guess what time of year this couple was fucking? Raise your hand if you know the answer...anyone? ANYONE?
2. He's got good food...he's got two lesbian students nearby...and all coach Smith wants to do is beat off while thinking about football.
3. Math problem: "Hey...I only agreed to do a threesome porno film...so who the fuck is the old dude with the hat?" (John, the guy with the hat, isn't really a porn star...but he stayed in a Holiday Inn last night)
4. Guess which college professor just scratched off the number one thing on his bucket list?
5. "Dude...fuck her man! Yeah! Fuck the shit out of her! Whooo!" ( After getting his wish from a genie in a bottle, Frank the frat boy may have miraculously inhabited a woman's body, but he never learned to tone down his personality)
6. Fluffy was only after a nap. Now he was about to get an education in girl girl adventures.
7. "You invited three drunk football players up here to see your science project... Lesson learned, Cathy! "Can I cheer you up with a puppy and a bunny? (Liz was a thoughtful college roomate)
8. "OK Mongo...now do it just how I taught you..." (Some guy's mothers never butt out of their lives)
9. And you mount the woman thus...hey! Are you paying attention? This is going to be on the test!" ( Ben was a thorough Sex ed teacher)
10. "So dude, you want to share a motel room to save money...sounds good to me." She has never seen any of the "Taken" movies)