Somewhere in Italy
1. Guido hated that damned dog. It got more attention from Anna than he did. He knee blocked it out of this picture. He was a petty man.
2. Victoria always had dreams of going out and forgetting her pants...then one day it actually happened.
3. Bella believed in deep, deep cleaning.
4. Sure Arya had to fuck four ugly rich guys...but the house was hers!
5. Donna patiently waited for Mario to get home from work.
6. "Bastardo! Liar! You weren't alone this weekend! These aren't mine!"
7. Entrepreneur Andrea made a real killing with her holistic penis massage business.
8. You sleepa with the other woman? This isa gonna be your next lover!"
9. Madonna tried and tried to explain the theory of relativity to Angelo...
10. Finally she gave up and just blew him.
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