[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. The Phantom of Victoria's Secret
2. When you have tits like this, you open your shirt with confidence and pride.
3. When you have an ass like this, you spread your cheeks with confidence and pride.
4. Nancy knew she would catch her roommate stealing her lingerie one day so she kept the camera handy.
5. "Hey baby... (heavy breathing) What are you wearing? (More heavy breathing) Is it from the seventies?" (Obscene fashion critic)
6. Raul really knew how to fuck up a good erotic photograph.
7. "Does showering make my ass look clean?"
8. The wet dream of postmen who deliver tons of junk mail all day.
9. When you sit on your just showered girlfriend and try to make her lick your sweaty balls....
10. ...you get what you deserve.