[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. She's still no Lorena Bobbit...but she's still pissed off.
2. What Santa gives all the good little girls on Christmas Eve.
3. Bobbi Jo gave her boyfriend horse steroids before their handjob date...
4. Just say "Nay."
5. Even though she was blinded for life, Karen was an awfully good sport.
6. Donna believed in the power of the mind. She's seen here thinking herself drunk.
7. "These shots are for your Facebook page."
8. Porn addiction isn't just a guy thing.
9. The cowboy hog-tied her and stuffed his bandana into her mouth...then he rode off into the sunset. He was from Brokeback Mountain.
10. For Debbie, disco will never die. Boogie on, baby!