[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. Cross eyed Mary had a Jethro Tull song written about her. Ian Anderson didn't mention her nice cleavage.
2. The care packages for soldiers overseas are getting more individualized. Pvt. Graham the nympho is grateful for the support.
3. Speaking of nymphomaniacs, Lizzy has a moment of personal reflection after fucking six guys. Should she quit this lifestyle? Naw!
4. Another beautiful erotic moment captured by a loving boyfriend's camera.
5. "It's my dick. I know it's not real but it's the only one I have. Stop laughing. Fuck off! Who asked you to take pictures anyway?!"
6. Lorena Bobbit she's not, but she's got the angry look down.
7. "All right...which one of you fuckers used my dildo?" (Jenny was begining to realize that living with gay men had some drawbacks)
8. What they don't realize is that all three were cheating on their husbands with the same guy, Fertile Fred.
9. Ben was so insatiable he wouldn't even give his wife full bathroom breaks.
10. Yeah...this is what women really do when men aren't around to see them.