[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. Warning: Drinking and oral sex do not mix...
2. With alcohol a blowjob can accidentally become a toejob. Don't drink and blow.
3. Janette and Pierre really know the safest way to while away a Thursday night.
4. These damned kids today and their cell phones...it seems like they are married to their devices...or at least fucking them! It ain't healthy!
5. Ladies, stay healthy this winter. To avoid colds, dress warmly and enjoy a mouthful of hot cum as often as possible.
6. It takes a sick lonely man to do something like this...
7. And it takes a sicker lonelier man to do this.
8. Guess what Frank is doing with his right hand. Hint...he's got another pole.
9. "Oh, think you're getting a handjob tonight? You failed to pick up the aspirin I asked for...again! Inconsiderate men get no favors!"
10. Sperm buildup can cause major health problems. See a handjob expert often for relief.