What do ya know? These are confusing times we live in...
1. The shower water spicket in Ivan's house was quite interesting to his female house guests.
2. Dunta dunta dunta dunta" ( Music from Jaws)
3. Cammy was always amazed by the wide variety of cock shapes out there...and in her.
4. "You don't say! All I have to do is keep pulling this thing and it will dispense facial moisturizer? " (Annie was very gullible)
5. Mascara makes a woman more beautiful? I think not.
6. Idiocy makes a woman more beautiful? I think not.
7. This is sexy in the 21st century. Our grandparents will never understand.
8. Dating a dentist made Mary a little confused about the concept of oral sex.
9. I'll bet you didn't know that women have a remote that reboots their pussies if they have a reproductive system failure.
10. "Ta ta, Dahling...cum again sometime!"
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