Laugh your ass off and there will be no more anal sex for you
1.Teresa loved her boyfriend's two-toned cock. It made her think of the song "Ebony and Ivory."
2. Qwan-Li remembered her wilderness training and attempted to make fire by rubbing....no, wait...that's not right!
3. "Yeah I saw a cute little bitty shark down there...about the size of your cock!"
4. Before going out to dinner Reba always liked to get stuffed twice...once before the meal and once during.
5. Do your best Homer Simpson voice: "Mmmmmmm, penis!"
6. Jen will suck your cock, but she won't be happy about it.
7. "You're right Jake...we should see other people."
8. The Wicked Witch of the Midwest isn't green and doesn't care about ruby slippers. She's into Bud Lite, hot brunettes and crushing Toto.
9. "Luke...I AM your mother!"
10. "It's kinda cold in this room...uh...OK guys...when does the orgy start? Hello? Hello?"
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