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Mr. Tom and I are good friends, He rolls over on his back and lets me pet his tummy while I sang to him.
He's the only creature that can tolerate my singing that doesn't get uncontrollable bleeding from his ears or run away in terror.
I sing so badly that one time, while on a transport ship, I got drunk and began to sing, one of the Naval folks told me to stop.
The radar is wonkey and the whales are dying, for the sake of the plant stop." was the quote