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The daughter of a friend of mine was getting married. Before the ceremony I asked her if she had something old, new, borrowed & blue on her. She hadn't heard of that tradition, but figured she had the old, new and blue covered, but not the borrowed. So she asks to borrow something from me and I gave her a dollar bill. She lifted up her dress and put the dollar in her white lacy panties.

After the wedding she got me aside, lifted up her dress and retrieved the dollar bill and gave it back to me. She said, "Better keep this as a remembrance as you will not get that close to where it just came from again." But, I did get "that close" again after she divorced, but that is another story for another time.