[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. Rare photo from the 1980s: Lady Diana lookalike tries out as the new "Chief Wahoo" mascot for the Cleveland Indians. Maybe.
2. Yes, Virginia there is Santa Claus...only he's slim and horny and cums UP your chimney.
3. No, you suck the cum out...you don't squeeze it out like toothpaste!
4. Enthusiastic handjob of the year....uh...(yawn) not really.
5. "Surprise!" Jake didn't get the surprise birthday party he always wanted, but the surprise blow job was a swell consolation prize.
6. "Mirror mirror....kiss my ass!"
7. It's apparently hard to take cocksucking seriously.
8. After the home invasion robbers left, Julie needed a stiff belt.
9. How about a stack of ass?
10. "Americans! I have a weapon of ass destruction!" Igor's language issues made him a very silly terrorist.